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Topic: True Story from Houston Medical Center
whippersnapper Joined Sat 02/24/07 Posts: 264	Wed 07/11/07 04:07 PM
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

incognito29 Joined Tue 02/13/07 Posts: 384	Wed 07/11/07 04:09 PM
my answer #3

Native_Grl39 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 5196	Wed 07/11/07 04:11 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! All 3 sound painful!!!!!!!!!!!!

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Wed 07/11/07 04:11 PM
Have to agree with #3

poohbear82 Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 579	Wed 07/11/07 04:11 PM


thedoctor Joined Fri 09/22/06 Posts: 1248	Wed 07/11/07 04:17 PM
3...get that guy a transplant!..

incognito29 Joined Tue 02/13/07 Posts: 384	Wed 07/11/07 04:22 PM
I'm willing to bet he never cheats again.

coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Wed 07/11/07 04:23 PM


countrybelle6471 Joined Fri 06/15/07 Posts: 3150	Wed 07/11/07 06:12 PM
he got what he deserved!!! labo

Clancybee Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 3479	Wed 07/11/07 06:14 PM
Maybe he has realllly big fingers??

sandylou2456 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 1590	Wed 07/11/07 06:14 PM
Geesh...what a wake up call!

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