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| Topic: WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOUR ANIMAL HAS EVER DONE | |
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I got up one morning to find the outside dog on the roof. Still not sure how he got up there. I had a ladder leaning against the house. Bones must have used that, but I can't figure out why. I climbed up to the roof and lowered him with a long extension cord. |
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My dog started humping me when I was sleeping..... He humped me between the legs. Hopefully, I wasnt ****ed the previous night... Had my clothes on. :D
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I got up one morning to find the outside dog on the roof. Still not sure how he got up there. I had a ladder leaning against the house. Bones must have used that, but I can't figure out why. I climbed up to the roof and lowered him with a long extension cord. |
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My dog started humping me when I was sleeping..... He humped me between the legs. Hopefully, I wasnt ****ed the previous night... Had my clothes on. :D |
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Well my cats like to sniff each others butts and they are fixed, must be the way they greet each other   Why Do Dogs Sniff Each Other? Author unknown The dogs once held a meeting; they came from near and far. Some of them came by train, and others by trolley car. But before they got inside the hall and allowed to take a look, They had to take their rear ends off and hang them on a hook. Then in the hall they went at once... the Mother, son and sire. But hardly were they seated when some "mongrel" hollared "FIRE!" So out the door they ran all in a bunch... they had not time to look... And each one took a rear-end, at random, from the hook. They got their rear-ends all mixed up, which made them awful sore. To think they didn't have the one they'd always had before. And that's the reason you will see, when you go down the street, Each dog will stop to swap a smell with every dog they meet. And that's the reason why a dog will leave a nice fat bone. To go and smell a rear-end... 'cause he hopes to find his own! 
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My dog started humping me when I was sleeping..... He humped me between the legs. Hopefully, I wasnt ****ed the previous night... Had my clothes on. :D It certainly does leave one speachless doesn't it? 
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My dog started humping me when I was sleeping..... He humped me between the legs. Hopefully, I wasnt ****ed the previous night... Had my clothes on. :D 
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My dog started humping me when I was sleeping..... He humped me between the legs. Hopefully, I wasnt ****ed the previous night... Had my clothes on. :D It certainly does leave one speachless doesn't it?  
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My dog started humping me when I was sleeping..... He humped me between the legs. Hopefully, I wasnt ****ed the previous night... Had my clothes on. :D     
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Today she was laying on the bed napping,and started to jump around dreaming, and fell off the bed!
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Why Dogs Sniff Each Other Versions of this unusual story have been noted among the Creek and the Koasati of the southeastern United States. The tale is similar to an old European story type known to folklorists as "Why Dogs Sniff at One Another" or "Why Dogs Look at One Another Under the Tail"—a variant of which is told by the modern Maya of Guatemala. [Ed.] I have read another similar story from the Brule [Sioux], also. By the way, this story is rated PG—parental guidance suggested. The American Indian had a much more open view toward sexuality and bodily functions than the Judeo-Christian peoples that supplanted them. There is another story about dogs, but I don't know if I should tell it. Maybe for children's ears it wouldn't sound so good. [LISTENER INTERRUPTS:] "But you heard it as a child." Yes they told the same story to me as a child. You know, you see dogs, they smell each other when they meet. Well, they're looking for something. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Once there was a group of dogs—they were all related to wolves at one time. The dogs all lived together, and one day they sent one of the dog after some firewood. They were getting very cold. Well, this dog went to the camp of the Delawares to steal fire sticks, but the people became very fond of him and started to pet him and feed him. Well, he just decided to stay with the people and not take the firewood back. Meantime the wolves and the dogs waited and waited, and he did not ever show up with the fire sticks. Finally they realized he'd just forsaken the dogs and wolves. And then after a while, they separated—the dogs and the wolves—because this dog lied to the wolves, and they became enemies. So they called a council one day, the dogs did, and said, "We will hold this council to see what we can do about he wolves; they fight us every time they see us. So since our council house is clean and holy, we can't bring anything unclean into the council house. From now on, all of your dogs must detach your kekunëmëwoo and put them into the basket by the door." So they all did. They threw them into the basket and went into the council house and took their seats. Now the long dog, we call him chëmingw, a long dog dog with a long shape—he's said to be the smartest of all dogdom—he made his opening remarks. He stood up on his hind legs and said, "Well, mwekanewtuk"—that means fellow dogs—"I want to hear from each one of you. What have you to say about the wolves?" When he closed his speech he sat back down and the other dogs got up from time to time and made their remarks. Then, during one of the speeches, a huge wolf stuck his head in the door of the council house. The dogs became so frightened that they all ran out of the council house, knocking each other down as they bumped into each other. The whole place was in confusion as they all tried to squeeze out of the doorway. Now, as they went by the basket, each one tried to grab his own kekunëmëwoo. But because of the confusion each one took the first one he could grab. As they ran off into the woods they put these back on, but it was pretty certain that some of the dogs had gotten the wrong one. That's why, to this day, the dogs are still looking around for their own kekunëmëwoo. Old people insist that it's the reason dogs smell each other. Each one thinks the other may have his kekunëmëwoo. — Nora Thompson Dean, Oklahoma |
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She FINALLY learned how to say, "I love my momma".
I swear it! Ive been trying to teach her this forever!! |
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Dakota Sioux and Maricopa Tribes.
I guess you want to know why dogs always sniff each other when they walk by. Long ago, the dogs had their own nation and ceremonies, just like the human beings. The great dog chief was calling his people throughout the dog nation, all the dogs from all walks of life, who came to the camp for a big meeting. It is important that you know that, back then, the dogs and the humans were not friends. The dogs were very cautious, very leery about the two-leggeds. Humans were known to capture the dogs and use them as slaves, to make them carry things. The dogs tried to avoid the human beings, to avoid capture and being made into slaves. But it came to be that the dogs had this grand celebration, and at this celebration the dogs had invited several human beings in an effort to make a peace between their two peoples. At this celebration, there was a dance that the human beings wanted all these dogs to do. They said it was a special dance, and it would be a great favor if the dogs would perform it for them. “What is this dance called?” the dogs asked. “It is called the tail dance,” the humans answered. “Really? And why is it called the tail dance?” asked the dogs. And the people explained that all the dogs were to take their tails off of their bodies and set them in the middle of a circle and then dance around the circle for a long time. It was a special dance that the two-leggeds, having no tails, could not perform, and that is why it would be such a special dance for them to watch. So the chief of the dogs got together all of his people and they started to dance. It got to that special part of the ceremony when the dogs were to take their tails off. Off they came and they all put them in the center of the circle. Four times they would dance to the center, and they would dance back out again. As they were dancing, all of a sudden the dog sentries set as guards around the village all came running in, shouting that the two-leggeds were coming. It was a big attack, a trick planned all along by those they had invited to the dance, by those humans who has asked them the favor of removing their tails for the dance. Now all the dogs jumped into the circle and grabbed whatever tails they could and then they ran off to their homes. They knew that escape was the only way to avoid being made into slaves, so they grabbed tails in a hurry and they ran away. And today, when two stranger dogs meet, part of the meeting is to sniff each other’s tail. Each dog still hopes to find his own real tail, lost long ago at that dance. |
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NYC Version The dogs, they had a party. They came from near and far. And some dogs came by taxi. And some dogs came by car. And each dog signed his name All in a little book. And each dog hung his azzhole Upon the nearest hook. One dog was not invited And this arose his ire He stormed into the party And loudly shouted "Fire! "The dogs got so excited They did not stop to look And grabbed the nearest azzhole From off the nearest hook. This is a very sad story For it is very sore To wear another's azzhole You've never worn before And this is why, when dogs meet On land, or air, or foam They smell each other's azzholes In hopes it is their own....... .....What? It had to be said....... |
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A Cat and Dog Tale Why do dogs smell each other’s tails every time they meet? Once upon a time, a long time ago, all dogs lived in the forest with all the other animals. And they were very friends to each other, always visiting one another and having parties just for them. The Cat didn’t like that at all. He used to feel very lonely every time the dogs had a party and didn’t invite him. By that time, cats and dogs were very close friends and you could always see them playing together. That’s why, when there was a new party, the Cat decided to disguise as dog and attend it too. When he got there, he saw that all of his dog friends were really in there: the tall ones and the short ones, the hairy ones and the bald ones, the fat ones and the thin ones, the big ones and the small ones. And he got all excited to get in there and party with every last one of them. But there was a problem: to get into the party, every dog had to hang his tail in a rack at the entrance. That was the way they found so their tails wouldn’t knock the glasses full of drink over every time they got super excited with the party and wag it erratically – something that happens an often lot when talking about dogs. The Cat didn’t have a dog’s tail and his tail would easily denounce his disguise before he could even get in the party. So he decided to grab a borrowed tail from those that was already hanged in the rack. He went very quietly, foot after foot, making no noise at all and manage to get where the tails hangers were. When he got there, he got completely lost: there were so many different kinds of tails that he couldn’t know which one would be the most suited for his dog outfit. There were long and short tails, hairy and bald tails, fats and skinny tails, big and small tails. So he decided to try each and every one of them so he may find the cutest match to his costume. Very vain, he spent a lot of time trying each tail, unable to find the one that would satisfy him. When he finally decided for one, realized that had been throwing all the tails in the floor after trying them and they were laying around him. Concerned with the possibility of having some party guest walking on him, seeing that mess and don’t allowing him to go in, he quickly hanged all of the tails back in the rack; without knowing, though, that none of them were in their right places. Then, the Cat went into the party and had the time of his life with his friends all night long. But, at the end of the event, when the dogs were starting to leave to their homes, he noticed a fuss at the exit. When he got closer, he saw all dogs disoriented, with their tails all switched and looking for their right one. Quickly, the Cat ran away through the window and pretended he didn’t know a thing. But the poor dogs went to their houses with their tails all mixed up, not one of them with his right tail. And that’s why, up until this day, when a dog meets another canine, he immediately goes smell the other’s tail: so he may check if it isn’t his. And that’s also why, after the dogs found out what the Cat did, that cats and dogs can’t meet one another without a fight. |
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Edited by
tazzops
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Thu 05/31/12 09:41 AM
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Edited by
tazzops
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Thu 05/31/12 09:50 AM
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