I love the first one!

TEENAGE SEX
The mother of a 19-year-old girl was concerned that her Daughter was having
sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and Adversely impact the
family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The Doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and attempts
to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.

He then told her to Arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control
and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her Daughter was preparing for a date, the woman
told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"


CHURCH
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
preacher's hand.

He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned
good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use
profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No ****?"


PANCAKES
Brenda and Mark took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some
hesitation, they explained that although their little angel Appeared to
be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a big
stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he said. "For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

nice haHA

GUYS, TIGERMAN IS SELLING THESE PANCAKES AT HIS COFFEE HOUSE