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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 08/03/11 11:24 AM
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My doctor asked if my medication is working for my schizophrenia.
"I'm still in two minds", I told him. 
I broke into the warehouse of the British Electric Lamp Company and stole all of their stock. They were delighted. dancing: 
"August the 3rd 2012 said to be London's most busiest transport day , so you'll need to find a different route for work, or work at home". Going to be a tough day for prostitutes. 
Friend of mine was tellin me that he's started screwing his girlfriends twin. "How do ya tell em apart??" I asked. "That's easy" he said... "Her brother has a moustache" 
Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones? 
BBC News: "Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of pounds a year" SH IT!!!!, What site are they downloading them off? It's free for me. 
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