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"You look like a sure thing!" |
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the last one that worked went something like
"I'm married you're ridin' with my brother" |
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Your clothes would look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor
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that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look.
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"Hey, baby...how about some cheese?"
(Oh wait...that one worked!) |
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  Is that an ashtray in your pants? Or are you just glad to see me?
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There is no way that ever worked for anyone
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that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look.  UMM Kiwi?
Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single. 
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that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi?
Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single.
That is what I wondered. Descibe it for us... 
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that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi?
Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single.
That is what I wondered. Descibe it for us...
To hell with descibe Go ahead and put it on and post a pic. |
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that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi?
Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single.
That is what I wondered. Descibe it for us...
To hell with descibe Go ahead and put it on and post a pic. lol i want to see him model his lingerie as well! |
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Worst ever..
"Hi...does your carpet match the curtains?" |
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"I'm not ver good at telling lies, but I'll give it a shot. I want to be with you foreve............... Can we have sex now?????"
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"I'm not ver good at telling lies, but I'll give it a shot. I want to be with you foreve............... Can we have sex now?????" Did this work on Eileen? I think not. But nice try 
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that is how I go shopping for lingiere, throw it on the floor and see how it will look. UMM Kiwi?
Do you buy a lot of lingerie? When your single.
Should have seen that one coming will choose my words more carefully in the future. 
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So come one show us. we don;t judge.
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Hmmm a Kiwi in fishnets, would have to shave my legs first
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Seriously!!! |
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Of course I would. Even if you didnt say that, can I still do it?
The cheesiest said to me..."fancy a bj?" still, maybe it wasnt that bad because it did work.
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Allow me to clear off a place for you to sit. (said while wiping off mustache)
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