A few weekends ago kinda played a prank on a buddy kinda let wrong. I was babysitting my buddys pets and well I filled my buddys hot tub with volka and well after gallons of volka to fill it up and a few aka 15 shots to get me filled up I decided to strip naked and soak in the tub.Its kinda fuzzy after that I remember ordering a pizza watching football talking to a otter and fighting with a duck o...ver who's better emmitt smith or god rest his soul walter sweetness payton.We scared the pizza guy when I answered the door naked wearing combat boots, a otter on your shoulder and a duck standing next to u.after a few minutes of terror for the guy me sir hector and steve the duck shared a pizza a 12 pack and saw the neighbors put in a giant slide and diving board in there pool.Well u know when us guys drink and see something awesome we have to play with it.Nothing beats sobering up by diving into icy water at 3am and the neighbor waking up the next day to a naked man a otter and duck named steve in her garden

REST IN PEACE STEVE AND HECTOR