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Topic: ~~~~~"Man0 Land"~~~~~~ enter at your own risk.... - part 3
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Mon 12/05/11 12:21 PM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive red headed female neighbor, Jerri, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut!! Angrily, she stomped back into the house. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong Jerri?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 12/05/11 12:26 PM
Mano take a lesson.....it might be red on top of the shed.....but underneath at the bottom its still dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lizajane_thatsme Joined Fri 05/13/11 Posts: 1950	Mon 12/05/11 12:45 PM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive red headed female neighbor, Jerri, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut!! Angrily, she stomped back into the house. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong Jerri?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/05/11 02:22 PM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive red headed female neighbor, Jerri, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut!! Angrily, she stomped back into the house. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong Jerri?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL." I think that was a blonde

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/05/11 02:22 PM
Mano take a lesson.....it might be red on top of the shed.....but underneath at the bottom its still dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 12/05/11 02:30 PM


vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 12/05/11 02:30 PM
Mano take a lesson.....it might be red on top of the shed.....but underneath at the bottom its still dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/05/11 02:56 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Mon 12/05/11 02:58 PM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive red headed female neighbor, Jerri, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut!! Angrily, she stomped back into the house. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong Jerri?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL." I think that was a blonde NoooooooooooooooooooooooO...Red is the new blond Jerri...

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 12/05/11 03:05 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory.......

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/05/11 03:18 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory....... We can only hope.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/05/11 06:04 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/05/11 06:05 PM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive red headed female neighbor, Jerri, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut!! Angrily, she stomped back into the house. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong Jerri?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL." I think that was a blonde NoooooooooooooooooooooooO...Red is the new blond Jerri... guess I better start going for brunettes

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/05/11 06:06 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory....... We can only hope. was he a flying turtle ?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/05/11 06:28 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory....... We can only hope. was he a flying turtle ? I guess we'll never know.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/05/11 06:31 PM
Little ManOFewwords, is officially missing. We drained the pond, and he was not found. We can only hope now that, he got out of the pond, dug a hole, and is hibernating, or he was kidnapped behind locked gates? But personally, I wouldnt bet the farm on either of those! My baby is gone! My theory....... We can only hope. was he a flying turtle ? I guess we'll never know. I think you drowned him

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 12/05/11 07:21 PM
G'night to my fellow Crazies and Crossdressers.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 12/06/11 08:20 AM
Jerry's on vacation.....AGAIN!! Has he give y'all a vacation yet?

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 12/06/11 08:30 AM
Jerry's on vacation.....AGAIN!! Has he give y'all a vacation yet? Hi Viv!!! I don't believe this chit....

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 12/06/11 08:34 AM
Jerry's on vacation.....AGAIN!! Has he give y'all a vacation yet? Hi Viv!!! I don't believe this chit.... Hi Leigh....believe it!! it's true! I think his company is paying him to stay away!