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Hey hello S'sup ?

YOU are!!!!

Yeah i'm

May i know u ?

be careful leigh. I think he's a real silver tongue devil

Hey boss, I think I have the answer on "how" to get Sherribabe and her band of young bloods over here!!!

No worries boss....It's gonna take way more than a pretty face!

No need to think more coz am very shy guy

Yes Sachin, that comes across loud and clear...

But its true anyways am new here will you be my girlfriend

Let me think about it sweet pea...I'll check out your profile and get back to you In the mean time, would you like to help me pull this thread? It's a fabulous place to work, all the hot cougars work here!! We do it cause we LOVE ManO!!!!...

Oh really well its fantastic well i'll try my best

So from where i ll start ?

CHECK THIS OUT...... THIS IS NOT ONE OF MY CREATIONS.



1) What is the difference between GALS and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


2) Why do GALS always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...


3) What do GALS have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


4) If you drop a GAL and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the
ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

5) What did God say after he created GALS?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created BOYZ


6) What's the difference between an intelligent GAL & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.


7) What are two reasons why GALS don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business


8) What makes GALS chase BOYZ when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving

f a girl laughs, she's a jolly person,
if a man laughs, he's manner less.

If a girl talks, she's a witty person,
if a man talks, he's a chatterbox.

If a girl is silent, she is serious,
if a man is silent, he is dull.

If a girl looks at a man, she gives him a glare,
if a man looks at a girl, he gives her a stare.

If a girl wears something different, it is fashion.
If a man wears something different, he is a joker.

If it is a girl's group, it is company.
If it is a men's group, it is a gang.

All righty then, let's take these on at a time.....

1. Real women transcend time...We don't grow up, we only age gracefully, sort of like a very fine, expensive wine...The taste just keeps getting better...

2. The only time we have a stupid look on our beautiful faces is when we are looking at stupid guys...

3. If you walk "too fast" on the wrong tile, I guarantee you will slip and break your fine young azz...

4. If you drop a brick out of a plane, it will hit the ground and shatter...If you drop a "real" woman out of a plane, she will pull the cord and float right into the arms of a real man...

5. You need to read that again, God created man first, then SHE created perfection, WOMAN....

6. Intelligent women hang out with intelligent men...This may be why you have never seen one...

7. We are too busy taking care of man's business...

8. Everyone knows women chase men until the men catch us....AND, we chase them in the expensive cars they buy for us!!!!!!!

Oh, and PS:....This is my creation!!!