f a girl laughs, she's a jolly person,
if a man laughs, he's manner less.

If a girl talks, she's a witty person,
if a man talks, he's a chatterbox.

If a girl is silent, she is serious,
if a man is silent, he is dull.

If a girl looks at a man, she gives him a glare,
if a man looks at a girl, he gives her a stare.

If a girl wears something different, it is fashion.
If a man wears something different, he is a joker.

If it is a girl's group, it is company.
If it is a men's group, it is a gang.

Nice creation i liked it

Mornin ((((Boone))))!! Did you come to save me??!!!????

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….


1 No




2 I want time




3 I have always seen u as a friend




4 I already have a boy friend




5 We should concentrate on studies




6 You don't know me properly and its only infatuation.





Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..


1 Yes




2 Yes




3 Yes




4 Yes




5 Yes




6 Yes



This proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love

Out of this whole post, you got one thing right.....Guys DO believe in SPREADING the love!!!

Women call that SPREADING the BULLCHIT......

Women call that SPREADING the BULLCHIT......

Vacancy for the post of Girl Friend

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)


Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-80 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives / Total gross ( Monthly ) :

· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· Ice-creams/ Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Burger/Pizza/drinks worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.