Perhaps I should have posted this on the joke board. I know you liberals will have a field day with this, but I thought it was just too damn funny to pass up. This is an actual headline from the MSN.com web page.

"Bush will have a colonoscopy. President bush will undergo a routne colonoscopy and temporarily hand presidental powers over to Vice President **** Cheney, White House press secretary Tony Snow said."

I know you liberals were hoping they would find his head, us conservatives were hoping they would find a liberal agenda.

Well, I certainly hope they don't find ****Cheney's head in there

No, he already came and went.

Hi Andrea

Ouch

Hi Harry

I dont need equipment to confirm he's an A"hole....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OgfzqulvhlQ

Maybe you like this one better


http://impeachforpeace.org/impeach_bush_blog/?p=2382

Maybe they'll find the constitution, we know its in the toilet, so that means he prolly ate it

"Hand Presidential powers over to VP Cheney".

Hell, I thought Cheney was running the show anyway.

Hey, maybe they'll find Cheney's hand in Bush's @$$. I mean the ventriloquist has to stick hs hand in the dummy SOMEWHERE, doesn't he?

You're right about saying this post should be in the humor section, Gardenforge. Some jokes just seem to write themselves.