A group of infant children were trying very hard to become accustomed to their first year. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use Big People' words!"


She then asked Michael what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use "Big People' words."


She then asked little James what he had done.
I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read? And don't forget
only use big people words."


James thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said...

"Winnie the SH1T."

that was goo

lol