Topic: Can't Clap? Tight, huh? Woman Drug Smuggler
willing2's photo
Tue 02/07/12 05:58 PM
A woman named Karin Mackaliunas just got busted in Pennsylvania for hiding and carrying -- get this -- 54 bags of heroin and 46 other miscellaneous objects like prescription drugs and loose change and such IN HER VAGINA!!! Imagine the muscle strength required to keep all those items up in there! I mean at least when you're carrying around a big baby during pregnancy, you have the closed cervix on your side. I think this woman's vagina must be totally bionic.

Has she somehow mastered the art of the Kegel exercise in a very big way or what?

Scranton police initially found three bags of heroin in Mackaliunas' coat but then saw her fidgeting in the back of the patrol car. Yeah, I bet she was fidgeting. She was holding 100+ objects inside!!!

So which came first, you think? The vaginal strength -- did she do Kegels or glute squats like a madwoman to prepare for her role as a drug trafficker? Or by some awful life circumstance, was she forced to find the vaginal strength to carry 100 mostly illegal objects in her lady parts? All I know is she probably has a book deal waiting for her when she gets out.
Written by $herrie Reed. Posted under "HEALTHY LIVING"????????? http://thestir.cafemom.com/healthy_living/117870/woman_smuggles_54_bags_of

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 02/07/12 06:08 PM
surprised

rofl rofl rofl

This is an alien, not a woman.....
is NOT physically possible!

amaraii's photo
Tue 02/07/12 06:26 PM
oh my surprised

definitely a book dealrofl rofl rofl

Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 02/07/12 06:31 PM
How big is a bag of heroin anyway?

willing2's photo
Wed 02/08/12 02:55 PM

How big is a bag of heroin anyway?

Curious question.:wink: laugh smokin

heavenlyboy34's photo
Wed 02/08/12 02:59 PM
shocked Yet another example of the folly of the War On Drugs.

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Wed 02/08/12 03:18 PM

How big is a bag of heroin anyway?


It's about 1 gram. As for size, I can't help you there.

Ruth34611's photo
Wed 02/08/12 04:09 PM
A bag is usually smaller than palm size, I think. Hard to remember.

boredinaz06's photo
Wed 02/08/12 04:12 PM


Where do I meet her at?

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Wed 02/08/12 05:03 PM
Edited by esebulldog on Wed 02/08/12 05:04 PM

How big is a bag of heroin anyway?


depends on who is doing the bagging and how much you are selling. a "dime" bag (ten dollars worth) can be bagged or ballooned.




Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/08/12 05:18 PM
oh ok...thanks
In that case I can fit maybe 5 laugh