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I got a new phone last year and changed my cell number. I think the number I got was some other guy's and so for a while I got phone calls and texts from people I didn't know. I don't really get them anymore since it's been almost a year except from one anonymous person who keeps sexting me. I find them somewhat amusing so I thought I'd share our convo. My texts are in bold
*Eight months ago* ---- Sup. ---- I want your coc. You can't always get what you want... ---- Would you? Sorry, I don't know you ---- We can talk storieS You have a story to tell about how you got my number ---- I tiink your hot and sexy And I think you're a bit creepy ---- Let me ride your hard coc ---- Sorry Get a life Who are you and how did you get my phone number? ---- Sorry 4 text. U sexual messages Again, who are you and how did you get my number? *Five to three months ago* ---- Hi ---- Sup ---- Hi ---- Sup ---- Sup sexy! ---- Happy thanksgiving! ---- Sup ---- Hi ---- Can I ride ur coc? *Two months ago* ---- U horny Sexting with strangers may get you off but doesn't do a thing for me. You have the wrong number. We've been over this *One month ago* ---- Sup ---- Sup? *Today* (I played along a bit) ---- What u doing ---- How you doing sexy? Hey honey buns ---- What u up 2? ---- What u doing 2nite? What are you wearing? ---- Nothing ---- What u wearing? My Batman pjs ---- Let me take it off Luv u long time ---- Send me ur pic Not interested ---- SHOOTS ---- How come? I'm not into guys ---- Is dis amos? Wrong number brah ---- Sorry! |
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I got a new phone last year and changed my cell number. I think the number I got was some other guy's and so for a while I got phone calls and texts from people I didn't know. I don't really get them anymore since it's been almost a year except from one anonymous person who keeps sexting me. I find them somewhat amusing so I thought I'd share our convo. My texts are in bold *Eight months ago* ---- Sup. ---- I want your coc. You can't always get what you want... ---- Would you? Sorry, I don't know you ---- We can talk storieS You have a story to tell about how you got my number ---- I tiink your hot and sexy And I think you're a bit creepy ---- Let me ride your hard coc ---- Sorry Get a life Who are you and how did you get my phone number? ---- Sorry 4 text. U sexual messages Again, who are you and how did you get my number? *Five to three months ago* ---- Hi ---- Sup ---- Hi ---- Sup ---- Sup sexy! ---- Happy thanksgiving! ---- Sup ---- Hi ---- Can I ride ur coc? *Two months ago* ---- U horny Sexting with strangers may get you off but doesn't do a thing for me. You have the wrong number. We've been over this *One month ago* ---- Sup ---- Sup? *Today* (I played along a bit) ---- What u doing ---- How you doing sexy? Hey honey buns ---- What u up 2? ---- What u doing 2nite? What are you wearing? ---- Nothing ---- What u wearing? My Batman pjs ---- Let me take it off Luv u long time ---- Send me ur pic Not interested ---- SHOOTS ---- How come? I'm not into guys ---- Is dis amos? Wrong number brah ---- Sorry! 
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*ahem*karma*ahem*
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was hilarious!
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Edited by
RavenousSin
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Fri 03/02/12 11:31 PM
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Honestly, after a while I'd probably roll with some of them... just for kicks.
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Nice!!!
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Gads, I am sssoooo embarrassed!
I thought that was the wrong number! It won't happen again! |
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Gads, I am sssoooo embarrassed! I thought that was the wrong number! It won't happen again! Somehow I knew...., don't ask me how |
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