Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 10 | |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are ![]() ![]() |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are ![]() ![]() not even close |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are ![]() ![]() not even close ![]() ![]() |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are ![]() ![]() not even close ![]() ![]() hint...the second word is 'you' |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are ![]() ![]() not even close ![]() ![]() hint...the second word is 'you' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are ![]() ![]() not even close ![]() ![]() hint...the second word is 'you' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope |
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Jane can get her vines out and teach singing again...it seems to make them happy! Uh...that was hot Lips...she just kinda looked like Jane.. ![]() I get confused...I thought we had a Jane AND Jayne(Deli) on the island. Must have been the jello shots. I don't remember anything before passing out! Beats me...we'll have to ask Joe....he named everyone...I have CRS!!! Oh it was Hot Lips allright!!!!!!!!! ![]() I heard she used the vines as whips! She used the vines to create a better hairdo for Vivian! ![]() Eh...you don't like my hair?? you're just jealous I have a better head of hair than you! You could get a job as a pipe pig!!! I have two words for you.........guess what they are ![]() ![]() not even close ![]() ![]() hint...the second word is 'you' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope ![]() ![]() |
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I'm just being NICE!
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Edited by
oldsage
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Mon 06/18/12 08:21 AM
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We can't vote him off...he sneaks in steaks and uncle Jack! AND makes us feel like a million! He's staying if we have to hog-tie him! ![]() He might ENJOY that too much! ![]() Bite me Beat me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now THAT'S flirting!!! ![]() NO "flirt" to it. Just giving them the option, guarantee I have had WORSE beatings in life than any ladies are ever going to give me. Besides, a GOOD pounding on my back, actually feels pretty good. |
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I could use a good massage...my back hurts today!
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I could use a good massage...my back hurts today! ![]() Oh man...a good massage is better than...well, anyone who thinks they've got the skill to top a good massage, bring it on! |
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I could use a good massage...my back hurts today! ![]() Oh man...a good massage is better than...well, anyone who thinks they've got the skill to top a good massage, bring it on! Man, I'm ready...guess all that crawling around on my knees painting that chair rail got to me! |
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I am finding projects that call for much "knee time", ruin me for a couple days. Finding some younger help for those jobs. Ohh well, doc told me 15 years ago I needed new knees. MAYBE someday.
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Knee pads???
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Knee pads??? Don't really help. It is the idea of all the bending. |
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and lifting a gallon of paint on one side all the time.
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I cannot believe there is not one hottie on this island that has jumped to the task of rubbing you down!
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I have not have had one offer.
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