This may be a little politically incorrect.......but....... ( oh well! )
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> A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
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> St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'
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> So the zebra went off in search of God.
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> When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
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> God simply replied 'You are what you are.'
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> The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'
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> The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''
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> St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..'
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> The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'
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> 'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is..'
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> WARNING: If you laugh at this, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo white ***!!!
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I'll watch my back!

Soo funny.

Ooops, here come Jackson!!!!

That was hilarious