Topic: Blonde 'Dear Diary'
uk1971's photo
Mon 07/30/07 03:55 PM
DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 5
Pool again today, got sunburnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.
bigsmile glasses

eileena9's photo
Mon 07/30/07 03:56 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



(sorry to any blondes out there!))laugh laugh

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Mon 07/30/07 04:17 PM
Not Nice!!

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Mon 07/30/07 04:18 PM
But it was still funny.

txazdesertgirl's photo
Mon 07/30/07 05:11 PM
Must be the same blonde who couldn't call for help after the accident....couldn't find the eleven on her cell phone.