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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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For telling the truth ?
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For eating the tiger's share of pizza.
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For using up the last of the mayo!
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For her steadfast refusal to acknolwedge that I am the adult.
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For being too silly
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For living too far away from me
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For posting too many posts
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For having more posts than me.
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For putting the groceries back into the carriage instead of into the trunk.
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For trying to put my groceries into her trunk.
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For borrowing my car and forgetting to return it
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For having this kind of car:
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For parking in my parking spot.
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For using an entire parking lot as a parking spot.
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For parking on top of a fire hydrant!
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For not providing me with a handicapped parking spot.
(I do need to use one whenever I am travelling.) |
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for driving recklessly over the fire hydrant after parking on it.
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For using my handicapped parking spot.
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(sorry, forgot to tell you I borrowed your pass...)
for robbing the candy store because he was depressed I took his spot. |
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For making me depressed.
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