DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
> >
> > 40-ish - 49
> > Adventurous - Slept with everyone
> > Athletic - No tits
> > Average looking - Ugly
> > Beautiful - Pathological liar
> > Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
> > Emotionally secure - On medication
> > Feminist - Fat
> > Free spirit - Junkie
> > Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
> > Fun - Annoying
> > New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
> > Open-minded - Desperate
> > Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
> > Passionate - Sloppy drunk
> > Professional - *****
> > Voluptuous - Very Fat
> > Large frame - Hugely Fat
> > Wants Soul mate - Stalker
> >
> >
> >
> > WOMEN'S ENGLISH
> >
> > 1. Yes = No
> > 2. No = Yes
> > 3. Maybe = No
> > 4. We need = I want
> > 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> > 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
> > 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
> > 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
> > 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
> > 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever
> > think
> > about?
> >
> > MEN'S ENGLISH
> >
> > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > 3. I am tired = I am tired
> > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > 5. I love you = let's have sex now
> > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex
> > with
> > you
> > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex
> > with
> > you
> > 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

that's really funny ( i wanna have sex )

way to go sweetie, you hit the nail on the head on both sexes

if i was in MO. i would ask you to dance. lol

Wow. I'm usually straight forward. Hey! Nice rack!

(i'm so kidding)

LOL That's true of most men. Not all though. Still funny as hell. And with women, no=no, yes=no, maybe=no.

Sweetie pie



I am in MO, STC

not on your list:

"Let's meet over coffee- Let's get to know each other first

Bravo!!

I am bored, hungry, sleepy and tired...