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Topic: The spark is missing...
s1owhand's photo
Thu 08/09/07 09:38 AM
like a ton of magnesium

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 08/09/07 09:40 AM
Humm okay s1owhand ya lost me on that one okay so what did I miss here lol damn them sparks I had before must have short circuit part of my bain lollaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

creationsfire's photo
Thu 08/09/07 09:41 AM
HEY! I already asked to borrow the monkey, but no answer....Gypsi, you being stingy with the monkey? Or do I have to out and steal one from the zoo? BTW, I don't get out much either. Just signed up for college again. Starts the 13th. Sighhhhhhh, but at least it is city college and there are people of all ages there. Maybe I'll get lucky and find a guy who likes little ugly dogs, parrots and monkies?

creationsfire's photo
Thu 08/09/07 09:42 AM
I'm going back to bed.......at least I have it all to myself and don't have to share all my pillows

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Thu 08/09/07 09:43 AM
Everybody wants the monkeygrumble grumble grumble

Yes creations.....you can have the monkey on fridays and alternate wednesdays!!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 08/09/07 09:50 AM
I put a firecracker in my blow up doll, and u should have seen the sparks fly!!!noway

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Thu 08/09/07 09:56 AM
Plastina doesn't count mikey!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 08/09/07 09:57 AM
Damn, I never get these things right!!!noway grumble happy

s1owhand's photo
Thu 08/09/07 09:58 AM
magnesium is a metal that burns...and it burns extremely brightly and extremely hot when ignited. used in rocket fuel and fireworks. It is also an extremely lightweight metal lighter than aluminum. A ton of it is an incredibly large amount.

sorry for being a bit obtuse

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Thu 08/09/07 10:00 AM
milk of magnesia works as well but I prefer pepto bismal!:tongue:

s1owhand's photo
Thu 08/09/07 10:03 AM
never tried it!

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Thu 08/09/07 10:04 AM
I know you will now!!!devil devil laugh laugh

SheNerd's photo
Thu 08/09/07 10:32 AM
Satan, for your obtuse obfuscation of the facts at hand you are sentenced to eternity without strudel. And you have to lick the horny chair with your tongue while painting the monkey's toenails. Now hop to it before I come down there and zap your ass with a lightning bolt.

GOD

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Thu 08/09/07 10:33 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh devil devil devil You heard the dough girl!!!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 08/09/07 12:49 PM
Hey Shenerd...I understand completely what u mean Shenerd....god luck!! And for people who jumped on her because he was seperated...so what? **** happens....no matter how hard u try not to have it happen.....its life!!!

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Thu 08/09/07 12:51 PM
that so true Hawa.... I have heard abt that too....:)

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