Topic: Why Parents Drink
Eileen317's photo
Wed 08/15/07 04:02 PM
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had
not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one
of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
" Yes ," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss
asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
" Yes ."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered," No ."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the
whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the
background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team
just landed a helicopter ."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle... " ME ."

coco56's photo
Wed 08/15/07 04:25 PM
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defulk's photo
Thu 08/16/07 11:35 AM
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carebear19622's photo
Thu 08/16/07 12:49 PM
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AngelEyes08's photo
Fri 08/17/07 10:03 AM
absolutely typical lol
very cute.. thanks for the laugh

eileena9's photo
Fri 08/17/07 11:06 AM
sounds like one of my kids!!!
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ChelleBelle's photo
Fri 08/17/07 11:12 AM
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newguy's photo
Fri 08/17/07 11:31 AM
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justbnice's photo
Fri 08/17/07 11:36 AM
wow thats a cool joke LOL :)

keg_bar's photo
Fri 08/17/07 08:17 PM
wow one of the best i heardlaugh

blonderockermom's photo
Fri 08/17/07 08:19 PM
Soo cute!!laugh

slimshadyfan07's photo
Sat 08/18/07 01:48 AM
its happened to me before