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Topic: Worst Pick Up Line Ever!!!
DanielG72 Joined Mon 05/14/12 Posts: 142	Tue 05/21/13 02:32 PM
What Is The Worst Pick Up Line You Ever Heard Someone Say, Or Found Yourself Saying Without Realizing It??

mixtery Joined Wed 04/17/13 Posts: 1	Tue 05/21/13 03:09 PM
-Did it hurt? -Sorry? -when you felt out of the sky cause you look like an Angel :-))

TJS333 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 54	Tue 05/21/13 03:18 PM
The word of the day is "legs". You wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 05:59 PM
I think that dress would look even better on my bedroom floor.

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:01 PM
You must be death, cause girl you're killin' me.

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:04 PM
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:08 PM
Can I have your number, I seem to have lost mine.

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:09 PM
You must have mirrors on your pants, cause I can see myself in them.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:12 PM
Nice shoes, we shud F♥ck!! First a herd it, it was used on my friend an I She said you guys dont need as those bad lines then said .."nice.... 1998 AK

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:15 PM
Random guy: Do you take cream in your coffee? Me: Yeah, why? Random guy: Maybe we should leave now if we're going to have to stop at the store. Me:

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:16 PM
Do I need a library card so I can check you out.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:17 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:19 PM
Random guy: Excuse me, but I believe you owe me a drink. Me: Oh, and why is that? Random guy: Cause you made me drop mine when you walked in the room.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:21 PM
Do you like bacon & eggs "yes" good thats what I'm cooking us when we get up

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 05/21/13 06:25 PM
Would you like a raisin? No? How about a date? And that's the one that worked.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:27 PM
Your the prettiest thing if seen in weeks

Jennerling Joined Wed 10/14/09 Posts: 5492	Tue 05/21/13 06:28 PM Edited by Jennerling on Tue 05/21/13 06:29 PM
"Nice t!ts, wanna go out sometime?"

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:29 PM
Ihate to see u leave but a love to watch you go

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:31 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Tue 05/21/13 06:32 PM
That must be jelly cuz jam dont shake that way

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Tue 05/21/13 06:33 PM
Let me just give me a massage

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