A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very aggressive and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat and wouldn't calm down until her sexual needs had been met.
"What do we do?" There was no male of this species available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Cletus, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Now Cletus, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Cletus to satisfy the female gorilla.

So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla for five hundred bucks?
Cletus replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over.
The following day, Cletus announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."

"Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."

The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what was the third?

"Well," said Cletus, "I'm gonna need another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."

Thats just wrong but very funny

tom,THAT is beastily wierd.lol.