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  Have you ever wondered if OK would quit sucking so hard would TX really fall into the gulf?  | 
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      Hmm, i'd have to read up on that...
 
  Have you ever felt that you've been to sixty before you were twenty?  | 
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      No, I don't feel 60 now!
 
  Have you ever been in-sync with someone?  | 
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      Yes... 
 
  (but, wasn't that fond of the band..)   
Have you ever seen anyone slap someone, with a wet fish..?  | 
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      No.
 
  Have you ever petted a fish in the wild?  | 
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      No
 
  Have you ever requested spankings for your birthday?   
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      No.
 
  Have you ever been down a belt line?  | 
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        No  
 
  Have you ever stepped in poop and the owner of the dog was still lurking around near by ?  | 
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      Yes.
 
  Have you ever zipped up wrongly?  | 
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      Yes  
Have you ever took a vacation and returned home with the same amount of money ?  | 
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      Yes, with more (thank you Las Vegas).
 
  Have you ever wondered how many quarters those slot machines could hold?  | 
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      All of mine and that's for sure.  
 
  Have you ever returned a lost wallet ?  | 
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      Yes.  More than once..
 
  Have you ever sprinkled Exlax into a chocolate cake recipe, so your guests had to leave early..?  | 
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      No.
 
  Have you ever been accused of having a cast iron stomach?  | 
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       naw  
 
  Have you ever wonder why rich people don't trust nobody ?  | 
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      No.
 
  Have you ever wondered at their greed (after all, whatdoya need a billion dollars for?)?  | 
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      Yes
 
  Have you ever wondered why dogs are man's best friend, but can't speak  | 
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      Yes
 
  Have you ever been busted while doing 'the deed' by u kids?  | 
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      Yes... (Not my own, though..  don't have any)
 
  Have you ever wondered why they still call them home-fries.., when you order them at a restaurant..?  | 
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      Nope......I might now though.
 
  Have you ever eaten ants?  | 
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