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Topic: File This under The BIG HELP DEPARTMENT !!!
Hennnery's photo
Sun 08/26/07 08:54 PM
noway Here we got This BIG BAD DATING SITE and nobody want's to DATE !!!

OK, I can understand your Not wanting to date me, as I might be Old and Fugly...brokenheart


But hey, you've Got to start somewhere!!!


Ladies, Catch a Clue!!!


Your NOT going to find a night in shining armore waltzing down Hollywood Bulivard ant time soon, unless you steal him away from the Woman that invested allot of time and effort creating him !!!

MEN ARE PIG's !!!

You want a Prince, you gotta make your own...


So we got this BIG BAD DATING SITE and nobody want's to date...:heart:

thumper95's photo
Sun 08/26/07 08:55 PM
hey im a knight, but my armors not really shiny,, it kinda smells like sweat, and it goes under my clothes,, lol

Hennnery's photo
Sun 08/26/07 08:59 PM
:tongue: Yeh, Ditto, My Shing Armore was stolen by some kid's that sold it for Scrap Metal...

The last time I saw it. someone had transformed it into Stainless Steel Cook Ware...noway

Smiles2b4U's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:00 PM
Beauty is skin deep, uglyness to the bone...i seek what is inside, really

thumper95's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:03 PM
mine is shoulder pads, a linemans helmet with full cage face mask iron, thigh pads and knee pads, and i broke my shoulder pads on someone last weekend.

Lonewolf1975's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:03 PM
Knows what Hennnery means grumble

thumper95's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:05 PM
smiles you seem like a sweetheart, why cant we find more like you around my area????? did someone break the mold when they made you? sooooooooooo not fair!!!!!explode noway laugh

Robert1680's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:05 PM
what about the court jester "sheesh I don't get any respect"{tugs on tie does best Rodney Dangerfield impression}laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 08/26/07 09:05 PM
laugh this is funny

Betsy_baby's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:06 PM
im tired and im laughing lol

thumper95's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:07 PM
hey bored,, and yes rodney we give you some respect, we cant all be knights,,lolbigsmile

GG2's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:07 PM
Well it's kinda hard when the ones you dig are ACROSS THE COUNTRY!! laugh laugh laugh

:angry:

But there's a nice fella on here not too far away, we may get together soon. :wink:

Hennnery's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:07 PM
laugh Well, I was educated as to the Fact that if The Beauty lives deep withing your heart,it will always shine forth,jast as wheere Beauty Shines there can ce Much LOVE aswell...love

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Sun 08/26/07 09:07 PM
hey thumper

Betsy_baby's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:08 PM
lol

thumper95's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:10 PM
alright look,, all of us have valid complaints. i am a half shaved ape as well as a knight. most women specially the small ones are terrified of me til they know me. then they find out when it comes to them ima teddy bear. so how am i supposed to win in that situation, specially when they break out with the "oh your so my big brother",, groans and yanks the knife out of the chest,,,lol

Hennnery's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:13 PM
laugh Were it not For The Court Jester,The White Night might have married and had 16 kid's by know...


noway Humor is GOOD, but not at the expense of True ROMANCE...:heart:

Betsy_baby's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:14 PM
lol yeah i had soo many guy friends and still do i dated one and now he says he is more of an older brother to me im like greatttt and now hes dating a ***** for a girlfriend lol soo i never hardly call a guy that likes me a brother unless he is absolutely like one and besides most people are bigger then me im 4'91/2" and i weigh 92 lbs. lol
~Bets

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Sun 08/26/07 09:17 PM
I have no idea what this guy hennerry is talking about....huh

ALionAmongLadies's photo
Sun 08/26/07 09:22 PM
I can understand the lack of any sort of "knight in shining armor" at a dating site, but perhaps women are simply holding out for men who can spell and have mediocre grammar skills?

I know I am.

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