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Topic: For The "Profile Is Too Long" Complainers
kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 09/05/07 06:42 PM
I might shorten mine just to be different. My profile that is!

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Wed 09/05/07 06:45 PM
I am as wide as the never ending story of my profile...

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 09/05/07 06:46 PM
Thats what we need!!! Add on profiles..we can all add bits to the story..

newg78 Joined Thu 03/01/07 Posts: 3672	Wed 09/05/07 06:48 PM
Hmmmm, who is complaining?? To the Complainers: How about writting down 643,201 words on your profile to break Lex's record, huh?

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Wed 09/05/07 06:52 PM
The story on my profile is now 83,000 words...

newg78 Joined Thu 03/01/07 Posts: 3672	Wed 09/05/07 06:53 PM
I will try to write 83,001 to break that Nus! Hows the prairie dog???

nusalor Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 5021	Wed 09/05/07 06:56 PM
You'll have to keep up newg-I add to the story every week. I left the prairie dog in Wisconsin!

mry Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 8401	Wed 09/05/07 07:00 PM
OMG, it just took me 5 minutes to scroll down it. You must be very interesting to have such a long profile.

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Wed 09/05/07 07:00 PM
ooohhhh I just want to share my new heart throb with you guys!! im the cleancut hardbody spit tongue down for the girl who will feed me 3 times a day Send me a message! Profession: company owner Interests: looking for soulmate or playmate who will pick me up and take me home with her cause i just got out of prison and my wife dumped me so im ready to settledown

newg78 Joined Thu 03/01/07 Posts: 3672	Wed 09/05/07 07:02 PM
Nus! I just went to your profile page and guess what, it worn me out!!! I only read the last line, oh no, last word! ("Bill")

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 09/05/07 07:02 PM
sound of running down the hall....... Lisa...you get all the good ones.

newg78 Joined Thu 03/01/07 Posts: 3672	Wed 09/05/07 07:04 PM
LOL@catch!

heartSoul Joined Sun 08/26/07 Posts: 6038	Wed 09/05/07 07:07 PM
I like your profile if people don't want to read it then that's their problem just my 2 cents

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 09/05/07 07:14 PM
I might need some serious help to shorten mine. It's 26 words in total. Plus another 11 for a quote including the authors name. I wonder if it would still make sense if I took out all the adjoining words?

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 09/05/07 07:17 PM
How's this, Harry? " for the . I'd a . to and . is , just ! "In and in love are no " Short and to the point.. ...what point I'm not sure..but short..

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Wed 09/05/07 07:17 PM
his name is sickerthanyou!!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 09/05/07 07:17 PM
Kid, if you take out ALL adjectives and prepositions, any word that starts with "S," and any word that is longer than 6 letters, you can reduce your overall word count tremendously....

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Wed 09/05/07 07:20 PM
& Lee I gave you a DR. the other night C'mon!!! ok! you want fatbastid ?

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 09/05/07 07:23 PM
They like you better than me...must be something to do with the sounds of hysterical laughter...I dunno....just cant seem to find a good profile here.. and that DR, Lisa...hmmm...you could have mentioned he was a proctologist..

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 09/05/07 07:24 PM
Lee I like it! Lex, my point is that no matter what we put in our profiles about ourselves, short, long, wide or anything else, they never tell the whole story of us and there will ALWAYS be someone complaining. I'm filling mine with X's and O's