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Morning all. You check behind the TV's Leigh. Lots of things fall behind TV's.
http://funny2.com/snow.htm I'm sure this person will end up here if he's not here already. |
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I do not think people properly understand the advantages of padded walls and no corners. 
What up, izzy? I kind of think the downfall to this room is the massive door handle. lol |
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Morn Ms Leigh...
Whatchu say now,remote?? I think...,I remember...I believe,it was him,I saw him take it into that wall,oh,maybe it was an alien??? |
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Morn Ms Leigh... Whatchu say now,remote?? I think...,I remember...I believe,it was him,I saw him take it into that wall,oh,maybe it was an alien??? Morning Newb...  ...Saw a pair of red eyes last night ...Staring at me from across the room ...Thought I was dreaming!! ...Nurse, meds!............Now!!...
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Would you like those meds in the form of an enema madame? hahaha
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Would you like those meds in the form of an enema madame? hahaha  You guys do that here??? ...Guess I shulda read the fine print....You've got my remote too, don't you Iz! 
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I told you to look behind the TV's since it probably fell behind them. The enema is simply offered. No one is going to force it on you. Unless you like that kind of thing. hahaha
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I told you to look behind the TV's since it probably fell behind them. The enema is simply offered. No one is going to force it on you. Unless you like that kind of thing. hahaha I did look behind the TV, but the people living back there told me to back off....Hey, if it's not forced, what good is it?..... 
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So you like the rough stuff? I'll be sure to let the orderlies know. hahaha
I guess we better start looking for those damn aliens then. |
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"I found a site on how to cure a serial killer in 10 easy steps and this was the first one." -Dexter
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For the next 24 hours anyone who asks for a sleeping pill will be give a roofie in a vodka martini.
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For the next 24 hours anyone who asks for a sleeping pill will be give a roofie in a vodka martini. Ooooouuuuuu,did anyone say Martini?? Woooooo!! Now I need that enema-bad!! |
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Well the enema deal is over. But I'll let you have one anyway. lol
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Now now miss Phoenix. The lounge is for everyone. lol  
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For the next 24 hours anyone who asks for a sleeping pill will be give a roofie in a vodka martini. I'll take two olives in mine Iz  ....Oh, and have you located my f u c k i n g remote yet? .....Daytime TV starts tomorrow and I need to watch Dr. Oz ...He's doing a show on a new technique....How to complete a lobotomy in under 60 seconds without using anesthesia.....
 Morning ((((((((Loonies)))))))) 
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For the next 24 hours anyone who asks for a sleeping pill will be give a roofie in a vodka martini. I'll take two olives in mine Iz ....Oh, and have you located my f u c k i n g remote yet? .....Daytime TV starts tomorrow and I need to watch Dr. Oz ...He's doing a show on a new technique....How to complete a lobotomy in under 60 seconds without using anesthesia.....
Morning ((((((((Loonies))))))))
Sorry. It looks like the aliens have abducted your remote and are performing sexual experiments on it. Guess they didn't understand what intelligent life is. |
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Since one of my friends on here has her home in a senseless thread. I figure I'm create a home for myself and for any other crazy people out there. Sp put on your tinfoil hats and straight jackets and relax as you beat your head against the pretty padded walls. eh...padded walls are sooo last season. Ima go to the mall... 
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I can try putting in a padded mall. hahaha
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For the next 24 hours anyone who asks for a sleeping pill will be give a roofie in a vodka martini. I'll take two olives in mine Iz ....Oh, and have you located my f u c k i n g remote yet? .....Daytime TV starts tomorrow and I need to watch Dr. Oz ...He's doing a show on a new technique....How to complete a lobotomy in under 60 seconds without using anesthesia.....
Morning ((((((((Loonies))))))))
Sorry. It looks like the aliens have abducted your remote and are performing sexual experiments on it. Guess they didn't understand what intelligent life is. In that case, when they bring it back, and they will, make sure you have it properly disinfected before returning it me ...In the meantime Iz, can you have one of the orderlies tape Dr. Oz for me? ....I think it's something you might be interested in watching too ...It might cut down on the number of enemas you've been forcing on some of the ladies around here ...You know who they are, and so do I Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyy! .....Grrrrrrrr!!!
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