An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he
said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him.

He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him,
reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike
him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.

Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light
shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence
for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit
creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right
paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our
Lord, Amen."

Now that thar wuz funny...I dont care who you are!!!!

git'er done!

But if it was me,,,I'd a kicked that Bears ASS !!!....M.