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Topic: Don't EVER annoy the Nurse
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 09/20/07 10:27 AM
A hot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay right there until I get back!" She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause the doctor confessed, "Not with a carnation."

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Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Thu 09/20/07 10:44 AM
thats too funny! i work in the medical field and i will tell that the rest of the day.. and just laugh when my patients are asses!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 09/20/07 10:46 AM
And once again my wandering around the threads has made me post in the wrong section again. Sorry folks.

geo54 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 2230	Thu 09/20/07 11:35 AM


im2fun Joined Mon 12/04/06 Posts: 426	Thu 09/20/07 12:19 PM
wrong thread???? It is too funny anyway

JaymeStephens84a0lc Joined Mon 04/23/07 Posts: 2704	Thu 09/20/07 12:50 PM
Oh, that is just toooooo funny!

knoxman Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 3655	Thu 09/20/07 03:24 PM
UK, that's funny...no matter WHAT section it's in!

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blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Thu 09/20/07 03:32 PM
thats hilarious!!!!

widowerseeking Joined Sun 10/29/06 Posts: 1831	Thu 09/20/07 04:31 PM
about 3 years ago had one bi*ch of a nurse for a roommate, are you sure this is not her sounds like something she would do. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Katertots37 Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 18137	Thu 11/01/07 12:30 AM
remind me not to upset any nurses

Dreamlynn Joined Sat 09/22/07 Posts: 1180	Thu 11/01/07 06:24 AM
I have to work with nurses on a nightly basis. they are not very nice to us vampires. They think that because they went to school for 4 years that they can be mean. I really hate that. I have had some mean patients before, and I just tell them that you shouldn'tbe mean to your local vampire because we can really make this hurt. Hehehe it works well.