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Topic: embaressing stories
longhairbiker's photo
Thu 09/20/07 12:37 PM
I was at the cheap trick concert on july 4 2001 in st. Louis under the arch. My girlfreind and I had been hanging with the band before the show and up to schenanigans and practical jokes. So we are front row center during the show and rick neilson the guitar player is vowing to get me. Halfway through the show rick reaches down into a box grabs a handful of guitar picks and says to the crowd "hey anyone want a guitar pick?" he winds up like he's gonna throw them in the crowd and yells "psyche!" then he reaches out and opens his hand and dumps em right over my head. The crowd dives on me all grabbing for the guitar picks. Totally dogpiled. I got up picking sod out of my ears, mouth, down my pants.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 09/20/07 12:52 PM
Embarrassing is when you were younger and you got kissing and you got your braces locked. Really embarrassing was when you got your braces locked to her IUD.

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Thu 09/20/07 01:10 PM
OMG, trapped on her coil lmao laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 09/20/07 01:15 PM
I'm likin the band story bikerdrinker

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Thu 09/20/07 03:10 PM
Hi Debbieflowerforyou , and MsTeddyBearflowerforyou ,

You two lovely ladies shouls star on your own "buddy sitcom". You've already got the first two episodes down patlaugh .
Oh, how I wish I coulda been there in both casesdrinker .

My most embarrassing moment. Can't say here. Anyone wants to know, e-mail me, and I'll tell the detailsembarassed devil

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Thu 09/20/07 03:56 PM
hi knoxman flowerforyou flowerforyou

eileena9's photo
Thu 09/20/07 04:07 PM
I got all dressed up to go out after work one day, while still at work...walked out on the work floor so I could get my badge to hit out. Everybody is looking because we usually dress really casually and I am in high heels and a nice outfit. And I proceed to trip and fall right on my butt in front of the whole staff!! There is no easy way to get up from that and retain your dignity.laugh laugh laugh

welshboy's photo
Thu 09/20/07 04:12 PM
i was at a family party one year and i went to walk out the garden
but i didnt realise the patio door was shut and i ran straight into it flingin me backwords.
every one saw it, bloody hurt too lollaugh

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 09/20/07 05:28 PM
This summer at a family reunion I really embarassed myself and stuck my foot in my mouth all at the same time. The family was all sitting around eating cake and having general discussions. They got into a discussion about erectile disfunction. After going on for 5 minutes about erectile disfunction I blurted out my thoughts in my head not realizing that I said them aloud. I said "there's no such thing as erectile disfunction! The correct medical term is fat, ugly wife!" I looked up in shock realizing whoops did I just say that? The room was silent. Everyone glaring at me. But I could hear two of my uncles and my father snickering behind the refridgerator trying not to be seen by the others. At least someone got humor out of it.

mishaellyn's photo
Thu 09/20/07 05:30 PM
Years ago I was at a water park with some family members and went down this huge water slide. When i came up out of the water my top have fallen down to my waist and I hadnt realized it yet. embarassed Unfortuanely I am over endowed. Not a pretty picturesad

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Thu 09/20/07 05:30 PM
I sharted in my pants at work one time after eating Chinese for lunch. noway sick laugh

shutterguy's photo
Thu 09/20/07 05:33 PM
the other morning i called katers on the phone well as soon as she said hello i lost conection i didnt know it and said some nice mushy things to her didnt get no response then i said did i leave you speachless no response looked at me phoe it said call ended turned around the boss and the limber operater where standing there laughing i got razzzed all day

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 09/20/07 05:34 PM
This summer at a family reunion I really embarassed myself and stuck my foot in my mouth all at the same time. The family was all sitting around eating cake and having general discussions. They got into a discussion about erectile disfunction. After going on for 5 minutes about erectile disfunction I blurted out my thoughts in my head not realizing that I said them aloud. I said "there's no such thing as erectile disfunction! The correct medical term is fat, ugly wife!" I looked up in shock realizing whoops did I just say that? The room was silent. Everyone glaring at me. But I could hear two of my uncles and my father snickering behind the refridgerator trying not to be seen by the others. At least someone got humor out of it.

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Thu 09/20/07 05:35 PM
Nothing will make you feel like crawling under a rock faster, then when you walk out of a public restroom with toilet paper flying freely in the windlaugh laugh laugh bigsmile bigsmile

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Thu 09/20/07 05:36 PM
Try sharting in your pants at work. LOL

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 09/20/07 06:19 PM
Oooohhh here's a good one. Was dating a woman who was constantly reminding me "our relationship is based on honesty." she had a bad trip I guess with her ex being a liar and a cheater. So everywhere we went I had to listen to "our relationship is based on honesty." one night in the throes of passion she headbutted me so hard it knocked me out. I had the worlds largest ugly coal black black eye. Half my face was a bruise. No one eyed slut jokes please I've heard em all. Anyway it was convenient that I had to be in a wedding two days later. Couldn't find dark sunglasses big enough or makeup enough to cover it. So I'm stumbling around at this wedding trying to hide my face. Got all the relatives begging me to tell them what's going on. I finally said "fine everyone wanna see?" and I took off the shades. People jumped back, screamed and gasped in horror. Everyone started with the "what happened?" I turned and looked at my girlfreind and mimiced her voice and said "our relationship is based on honesty! Wanna tell these fine people how my face looks like this ms. Honesty?" she says "uh I hit him?" "Bzzzzzz! Wrong answer ms our relationship is based on honesty! Try again!" needless to say I never had to hear "our relationship is based on honesty" again.

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Thu 09/20/07 07:51 PM
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww goofy yukkkkkkkk

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Thu 09/20/07 07:55 PM
HAHAHA LONGHAIREDBIKER!!!!!!!! laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 09/21/07 10:02 AM
"Unfortunately I am over-endowed"

Hi Mishaflowerforyou ,

I think you're wrong. There is nothing unfortunate about you being over endowedlove :heart: flowerforyou smooched love :heart: flowerforyou smooched !

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