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Topic: [=] The Social Club Meeting Adults Only [=]
Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sun 07/20/14 01:35 PM
OHHHH my virgin eyes!!!!!!!

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sun 07/20/14 05:02 PM
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly'

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sun 07/20/14 08:10 PM Edited by Jarsno on Sun 07/20/14 08:10 PM
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to *** your brains out, and suck your t it dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sun 07/20/14 08:56 PM
what were you thinking

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Sun 07/20/14 10:00 PM


Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 07/21/14 06:19 AM
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 07/21/14 06:25 AM
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Mon 07/21/14 06:34 AM
An Adult thread? Does that mean I can say **? WTF! I can't say !??! ! That's ******!

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 07/21/14 07:15 AM


Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 07/21/14 12:03 PM
Ouch

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Mon 07/21/14 08:57 PM
Nice place. love the drinks

gibbs1602 Joined Wed 02/26/14 Posts: 5980	Tue 07/22/14 01:11 AM
Dropped in to say hi

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Tue 07/22/14 06:33 AM
good moring

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Tue 07/22/14 06:37 AM
Nice ice cold beer on a hot summer day

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Tue 07/22/14 01:31 PM
Lets get the party started. lol

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Tue 07/22/14 01:36 PM
ant he a lucky kid, i wish i was in his place

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Tue 07/22/14 02:39 PM


Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Tue 07/22/14 09:02 PM
let the game begin

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Tue 07/22/14 09:03 PM
the winner

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Tue 07/22/14 09:11 PM
Gidday Jars, just having a look around mate. OMG

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