A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

Goood one!!

Well Fred im glad to see that you can still laugh with everything that you are going through

Oh snap its going to get heated in here now......Fred you should go pay Bill a visit and whoop some *** if you know what i mean

na...kent itd be a waste of my time...besides the dumpa** ran back to cali....bill u need to lurn to stay out of other peoples lifes and get ur own

Hey Fred I got my own life, But what im doing to you is so much fun . And I know im getting to you guys

You both need to get lifes. and bill what you did to her was f***ed up and you know it

But its fun knowing that im getting to her though I think shes so close to confessing to everyone for what she is doing

Hey Bill you know this is not really the place you should be talking about that. If you want to tell Fred something do it by email or call him

bill, kents right you should email me or call me or come back to town and talk to me like a real man

But why would I want to do that?? This way is so much funner

bill bill bill ur just not ganna lurn r u??????? if ur ganna harass someone make it me and leave HER ALONE!!!

You are to funny Fred. You just dont get how much fun this is knowing that im getting under yours and her skin.

Haha who need to go out when you can sit here and watch this and laugh and have a good old time

dude kent i think ur playing both sides on this one. bill u better leave her alone

No Fred I told you both how I feel and I told her how I feel and I think its all messed up whats going on. But it is funny when you are on the outside looking in.