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Topic: There's More Life on a Morticians Slab
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 09/30/07 05:25 AM
Where is everyone these day?

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sun 09/30/07 05:26 AM
Studying.......... .........the floor.

Brian65 Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 518	Sun 09/30/07 05:27 AM
Deep in thought I think my girl may be cheating but I just can't put my finger on why

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Sun 09/30/07 05:28 AM
Good morning Tom Good evening Jesse or did I get that backwards I get so confused on the times

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 09/30/07 05:29 AM
So............................ ......has anyone ever "done it" on a Morticians slab..... That's GOTTA be weird, lively, and on the edge. but probably not very comfortable

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sun 09/30/07 05:31 AM
Might depend on who you're with.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 09/30/07 05:32 AM
Doing it on a morticians slab. That's what it felt like with my ex wife. Hey ((( snuggles ))) You feeling better?

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sun 09/30/07 05:33 AM
Holy $#!@, Brian... I really don't know whether to laugh or not...

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Sun 09/30/07 05:34 AM
(((((((((TOM)))))))))) thank you woke up able to breathe easier, head not aching as bad, so I think the cold is getting under control.............. I could be really really bad here and make a comment about the mortician slab but I better behave

Brian65 Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 518	Sun 09/30/07 05:34 AM
about time someone got that joke

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sun 09/30/07 05:35 AM
Brian for President!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 09/30/07 05:44 AM
Talking of which In the local mortuary. A trainee mortician said to the supervisor, “There’s a woman lying on slab 2, with a prawn hanging out of her p*ssy.” The supervisor had a look and said, “That’s not a prawn, it’s her clitoris.” The trainee retorted. “It tastes like a prawn!”

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Sun 09/30/07 05:46 AM
ohhhhhhhhhhh Tommmmmmmmmmmmmmm that was just sick

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sun 09/30/07 05:47 AM
Wouldnt that be a bit of a dead moment?

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Sun 09/30/07 05:48 AM
Morning everybody....((((Snuggles))) so good to see you.

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sun 09/30/07 05:48 AM
Snuggles!! Yep evening here, afternoon for Tom.

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Sun 09/30/07 05:50 AM
(((((((CAT))))))))) its good to be back, from now on when I need a breather will just take a few days for me and not deactivate

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 09/30/07 05:53 AM
Geeez...people ran with this one Talk about "poppin a stiffy".

Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Sun 09/30/07 05:54 AM
Don't think I would want to be a mortician..........dealing with all those dead people, and the families..............would be just so morbid

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 09/30/07 05:56 AM
But most people you would work with would be very grounded

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