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Reindeer crotches ain't pretty to look at for that long.. What other problems do you think Santa may have to endure???
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Wind!
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Wind! Yeah, Reindeer breaking wind, I hadn't thought of that one.. 
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Wind! as in Methane and Hydrogen-Sulfide? NO SMOKING! 
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Wind! as in Methane and Hydrogen-Sulfide? NO SMOKING! It's why Santa gave up the crack pipe.. |
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 eeeeuw 
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eeeeuw I bet that red nosed deer acts like he runs the show, cause he has the only headlight.. No wonder Santa started drinking, and got gray hair.. |
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Reindeer crotches ain't pretty to look at for that long.. What other problems do you think Santa may have to endure???  
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Reindeer crotches ain't pretty to look at for that long.. What other problems do you think Santa may have to endure??? You should blow Chucks on him.. |
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Edited by
Happiness2U
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Mon 12/22/14 09:26 PM
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When santa comes around ask him to answer davidbens question in the thread, titled "...Can any brain here solve this..."
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Some can't handle the eggnog.. |
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Jumpers...toys that hate kids....jumping out like popcorn....crap...shoulda paid them elves overtime to just catch them....ahhhhh....shoulda never hit the clearance rack....ahhhhh....
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Well, lets see..
there's the race riot's which may slow down travel... Inflation shooting up the cost of elf labor... Putin ready to blow his nose with us... So extra security Santa is gonna need... Grid outages and hacks N Korea may through our way... which may hamper present deliveries... and the CIA and the FBI duking it out... so they'll be mad about whatever they get... any maybe start another war... and Obama on the golf links in Hawaii, so longer for Santa to travel... and Congress and the Senate whining about not liking their Christmas toys from Santa... and all the gunslingers with the NRA who may be awaiting at the end of the chimneys... and the NSA listening in on all Santa's secret delivery strategies... Not to mention the frostbite and reindeer flatulence... Damn, Santa's got a tuff job.  |
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Do all those sacks of coal he brings contribute to Global Warming?
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Do all those sacks of coal he brings contribute to Global Warming? I hear Al is gunning for him! 
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Jumpers...toys that hate kids....jumping out like popcorn....crap...shoulda paid them elves overtime to just catch them....ahhhhh....shoulda never hit the clearance rack....ahhhhh.... I can't keep up with this mind.. I do agree that elves are underpaid though.
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Jumpers...toys that hate kids....jumping out like popcorn....crap...shoulda paid them elves overtime to just catch them....ahhhhh....shoulda never hit the clearance rack....ahhhhh.... I can't keep up with this mind.. I do agree that elves are underpaid though. Damn Mikey... is it just me, or did you let out all your debonair as of late... must be the Christmas Cheer and whole lotta lovin...  |
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Jumpers...toys that hate kids....jumping out like popcorn....crap...shoulda paid them elves overtime to just catch them....ahhhhh....shoulda never hit the clearance rack....ahhhhh.... I can't keep up with this mind.. I do agree that elves are underpaid though. Damn Mikey... is it just me, or did you let out all your debonair as of late... must be the Christmas Cheer and whole lotta lovin... It's the crack cocaine, and vodka.. 
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