1. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"
2. Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
3. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.
4. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
5. Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
7. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
8. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
9. Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
10. Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine.
11. Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
12. I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I'��m not in them.
13. I will think of a password other than "password"

I will refrain from smoking crack in 2015