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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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..give it the completely wrong answers..
 If life makes you burp bubbles.... |
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...pretend you're Charlie in the Chocolate Factory...
 If life burns your meatloaf... |
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You need to purchase another copy of Bat Out of Hell.
If life ends... |
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...come back as a zombie.
If life cracks a window... |
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Finish breaking it.
When life serves breakfast in bed... |
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please don't turn on a fan too.
If life digs a hole... |
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...plant a seed.
If life gives you an acting job... |
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...don't forget to practice "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
If life gets any crazier... |
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...check into the nut ward...
 If life dumps your liquor out... |
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...OMG, What??????
If life steals your car? |
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Use the insurance money to buy a truck.
When life gives you a site like this.... |
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...watch out for the weirdoes...
If life throws you in jail.. |
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...make sure you have cigs.
If life sends you home... |
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Kiss your mom.
When life pulls a gun on you... |
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...pull yours out and shoot first.
If life spreads it on thick... |
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That's not necessarily a bad thing.
When life kicks your dog... |
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teach your dog self-defense.
If life borrows your snowblower... |
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...hope it's being used to blow snow.
If life forgets to write... |
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...it remembers to send a text.
If life jumps on your bed... |
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...hell yeah, jump on it too and enjoy.
If life leaves you a gift... |
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