TOP TEN REASONS WHY A WOMAN
IS BETTER THAN A BULL:

10. A woman will watch a "Guy" movie(like Chuck Norris or the STAR WARS trilogy) with you just to make you happy. A BULL DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP IF YOU'RE HAPPY. HE JUST WANTS TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF.

9. A woman flushes after she makes a doodie. A BULL LIFTS A LEG AND LEAVES A BULLPIE FOR YOU TO STEP IN.

8. A woman is soft & cuddly. A BULL HAS SCRATCHY FUR AND POKEY HORNS.

7. A woman will gaze into your eyes to let you know she's listening. A BULL WILL STARE YOU DOWN TO LET YOU KNOW "YOU ARE DEAD MEAT."

6. A woman will give you a back rub. A BULL WILL GIVE YOU A BROKEN BACK.

5. A woman will cook your favorite Enchilada recipe. BULLS DON'T COOK. THEY JUST EAT

4. A woman has minty fresh breath. BULLS BREATH SMELLS LIKE LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE IN 110 DEGREE HEAT.

3. A woman will make snacks for you for the Big Game. A BULL WILL MAKE A SNACK OUT OF YOU.

2. A woman gives Hugs & Kisses. A BULL GIVES CONTUSIONS & BROKEN RIBS.

AND THE #1 REASON A WOMAN IS BETTER THAN A BULL:

1. A woman smells pretty. A BULL DOESN'T.


rcvd this from a friend? anyone care to add other reasons why ladies are better than bulls, or are there any?

<~~~~~really thinks #7 goes both ways...

<~~~~~really thinks #7 goes both ways...

we're better at and more fun to have sex with :) haha hey BAG :)

I agree with 7 also and all the rest...but we know all and you won't win the argument

This is why we just agree and it ends quick

This is why we just agree and it ends quick

i agree willy,#7 does go both ways