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Topic: On A Tropical Island
IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Wed 05/27/15 05:37 AM
Who said you weren't desirable, Feller? You have women fighting over you. You just need to move to an island.

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Wed 05/27/15 05:37 AM
Sorry sun cream I meant sun block. I don't want to go by myself. Can I jump in with you guys. Please? You can as long as you realize you will spend a lot of time running! Why running?

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Wed 05/27/15 05:37 AM
Sounds like Annie has been there before What does this say about US, or the East Coast mentality....? that we don't have a list yet? It also says that we have no survival skills. I do have a copy of "Social Chaos Survival Guide". That will come in quite handy. It has all sorts of tips about edible vs. poisonous plants, potable water, etc. I am just not sure I want to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. Come on! Me being the last man on earth increases my chances of dating a woman like you by at least 27% ! I will keep you alive! Plus, look at me...if I kick off you'll have PLENTY to eat!

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Wed 05/27/15 05:39 AM
You had me at "Come"

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Wed 05/27/15 05:39 AM
Who said you weren't desirable, Feller? My mother... I lived on one - it didn't help! Maybe if I do just 3 more minutes of jazzercise

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Wed 05/27/15 05:40 AM
Sorry sun cream I meant sun block. I don't want to go by myself. Can I jump in with you guys. Please? You can as long as you realize you will spend a lot of time running! Why running? You, me, deserted isle....need I say more?

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Wed 05/27/15 05:43 AM Edited by SassyEuro2 on Wed 05/27/15 05:44 AM
Sorry sun cream I meant sun block. I don't want to go by myself. Can I jump in with you guys. Please? Of course.. but no political leaders or government, state or city employees.... They must be voted off of thrown overboard... * I would be happy to have that honor*

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Wed 05/27/15 05:46 AM
I don't mind having you ladies accompany me as long as i don't wind up having to answer questions like "does my butt look fat in these leaves?"

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Wed 05/27/15 05:48 AM
Oh you are so cute Iamwhoiam1 with be there too And its what is your heart fellar that makes you special.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Wed 05/27/15 05:54 AM
I don't mind having you ladies accompany me as long as i don't wind up having to answer questions like "does my butt look fat in these leaves?" Then don't ask us the same question yourself.

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Wed 05/27/15 05:57 AM
Oh you are so cute Iamwhoiam1 with be there too And its what is your heart fellar that makes you special. shucks

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Wed 05/27/15 05:58 AM
I don't mind having you ladies accompany me as long as i don't wind up having to answer questions like "does my butt look fat in these leaves?" Then don't ask us the same question yourself. I won't be wearing any leaves! And notice, NO mention of clothing in my list!

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Wed 05/27/15 06:05 AM
Thats Ok feller i can make you clothes, weavings flaxes together. We also can use the skins of animals that you have killed with your bare hands. You are our hero.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Wed 05/27/15 06:18 AM
Yes I would like to take a Hotel with me...now would that be considered one item?

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 05/27/15 06:19 AM
If you knew you were to be stranded on a tropical island.... what things would take with you? No people No pets No more than 20 ITEMS Example: Tooth brush & Tooth paste is 2items * It is harder than it looks. Mornin (((( Sassy)))).... Swiss army knife Big, big cooking pot Meds...Antibiotics, neosporin = 2 Fishing pole and a hook = 2 A solar powered generator A solar powered laptop A ham radio Sleeping bag XLarge tarp "The Island Survival Handbook for Dummies" A flare gun 3 flares A striker lighter My G 42 Glock One box of ammo My solar powered vibrator.....

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Wed 05/27/15 06:31 AM
If you knew you were to be stranded on a tropical island.... what things would take with you? No people No pets No more than 20 ITEMS Example: Tooth brush & Tooth paste is 2items * It is harder than it looks. Mornin (((( Sassy)))).... Swiss army knife Big, big cooking pot Meds...Antibiotics, neosporin = 2 Fishing pole and a hook = 2 A solar powered generator A solar powered laptop A ham radio Sleeping bag XLarge tarp "The Island Survival Handbook for Dummies" A flare gun 3 flares A striker lighter My G 42 Glock One box of ammo My solar powered vibrator..... (((good morning Leigh ))) A solar powered vibrator Is there such a thing? Call " Fella " ^^^^ He is starting his own ' Sex Club Med '..... * Not me.... I'm law enforcement *

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 05/27/15 06:33 AM Edited by Leigh2154 on Wed 05/27/15 06:37 AM
If you knew you were to be stranded on a tropical island.... what things would take with you? No people No pets No more than 20 ITEMS Example: Tooth brush & Tooth paste is 2items * It is harder than it looks. Mornin (((( Sassy)))).... Swiss army knife Big, big cooking pot Meds...Antibiotics, neosporin = 2 Fishing pole and a hook = 2 A solar powered generator A solar powered laptop A ham radio Sleeping bag XLarge tarp "The Island Survival Handbook for Dummies" A flare gun 3 flares A striker lighter My G 42 Glock One box of ammo My solar powered vibrator..... (((good morning Leigh ))) A solar powered vibrator Is there such a thing? Call " Fella " ^^^^ He is starting his own ' Sex Club Med '..... * Not me.... I'm law enforcement * About the vibrator .....Yes, it 'comes' as a free bonus gift when you buy the solor powered generator...

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Wed 05/27/15 06:34 AM
If you knew you were to be stranded on a tropical island.... what things would take with you? No people No pets No more than 20 ITEMS Example: Tooth brush & Tooth paste is 2items * It is harder than it looks. Mornin (((( Sassy)))).... Swiss army knife Big, big cooking pot Meds...Antibiotics, neosporin = 2 Fishing pole and a hook = 2 A solar powered generator A solar powered laptop A ham radio Sleeping bag XLarge tarp "The Island Survival Handbook for Dummies" A flare gun 3 flares A striker lighter My G 42 Glock One box of ammo My solar powered vibrator..... Hold on. I am reconsidering my options. Feller, I may be leaving you for another woman.

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Wed 05/27/15 06:38 AM
Hold on. I am reconsidering my options. Feller, I may be leaving you for another woman. Eh, it's happened before. I think it's the solar powered vibrator but that doesn't matter, I just want you to be happy!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 05/27/15 06:38 AM
If you knew you were to be stranded on a tropical island.... what things would take with you? No people No pets No more than 20 ITEMS Example: Tooth brush & Tooth paste is 2items * It is harder than it looks. Mornin (((( Sassy)))).... Swiss army knife Big, big cooking pot Meds...Antibiotics, neosporin = 2 Fishing pole and a hook = 2 A solar powered generator A solar powered laptop A ham radio Sleeping bag XLarge tarp "The Island Survival Handbook for Dummies" A flare gun 3 flares A striker lighter My G 42 Glock One box of ammo My solar powered vibrator..... Hold on. I am reconsidering my options. Feller, I may be leaving you for another woman.