Here's mine.

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer. She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "penis". Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She almost died laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.

Knock knock?

HA

a virginian and a west virginian are taking a road trip. the virginian's driving and decides to stop for something to eat. he pulls into the store, goes in to the counter and says to the clerk i want a "naner a tater and a mater" the clerk says "you must be from Virginia" the virginian says "yes how did you know" "i could tell from your accent"the clerk replies then gives the virginian his food. the virginian goes back and gets in the passengers seat then tells the west virgianian what happened. "thats neat, i think ill try that" he replies. so the west virginian pulls into the next store walks up to the counter and says to the clerk "i want a nanner a tater and a mater" the clerk replies "you must be from west virginia" "how sis you guess" the west virginian asked. the clerk replies "cause this is a hardware store".





half my family in WV.

well, I hope no one owuld be offended by a nun and a priest joke. here it is.

so a nun and a priest are going through the dessert on a camel to get to the holy land. all of a sudden the camel falls over and dies. So they are sitting there and the nun realises she has never sen a naked man before. she asks the priest if it would be a sin just to see. he said no and disrobed. the nun lokks down at his penis and asks what it is. he tells her its his giver of life. thats when the nun looks at him and says "well then stick it in the camel and lets get the hell out of here!"

A BLONDE GETS HER HOUSE BROKEN INTO, AND SHE PHONES THE COPS, THE ONLY COP AVAILABLE IS K9 UNIT. HE ARRIVES WITH THE DOG WALKS UP TO THE DOOR, AND BLONDE COMES OUT SCREAMIN ON THE PORCH, I GET BROKEN INTO AND THEY SEND ME A BLIND COP.!!!!! LMAO

Fear of Dogs.....that's why blonds never go on blind dates.