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| Topic: Dear Diary , the second edition | |
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 OH SHIOT....I gotta get the girls out of the tub!! Grey's Anatomey starts in 7 min....
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Dear diary........sincere wears a body suit???? lmaoooooooooo that is almost as funny as the speedo bathing suit!!!
Now..................... I WANT PICTURES!!!!!!!! 
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I can't show you those pictures cause I'm busy taking pictures of myself in the barney outfit.
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Dear diary......I was looking for those barney pics
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Dear diary,
You gotta help me to stop lying about those Barney pictures. 
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Dear diary.........here I am in my new fuzzy jammiez from walmart and I sit and wait for lurvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv to bite me in the azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
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Umm, gypsy.... How can luv bite you on the ass if you are sitting on your butt?
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Dear Diary...
I am having a VERY confusing day...I feel torn...in both directions!!!!!  
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Dear diary........I hate being torn..........thats precisely why I had to buy new jammiez!!!
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Oh wait...........2 18 yr old boys want to learn from me.......uh huh..........hmmmmmmmmm a blue box wants to chat with me sometime.........Im waiting for midgets now
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Dear Diary..Barney scares the hell out of me. I want new phuzzy jammies too, but not pink because pink makes me puke.
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Noooooooooooooo mine are baby blue with blue roses ON them........lol every man's dream Im sure!!!
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DD:
Slept all day....allergies killing me....need MEDS BAD..... |
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ya laura.......I feel like chit too!!! My eyes were burning all day and was tired and cranky......maybe Im coming down with something......
I NEED A MASSAGE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! hMMMMM tooo subtle???
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Dear diary......I want mail.........or is it male????
ohhhhhhhh muriel youre terrible!!!!!!
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GASP,COUGH,GASP
I either need to give up smoking,running ,or breathing |
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Running isn't good for your legs. Shin splints.
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Dear diary......Im allergic to dust and trees mostly......the funny thing is I go into massive asthma attacks if I dust......Im thinking of hiring a maid to come in once in awhile and Im hoping he wears nothing but black tight pants and a bow tie!!!
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Funny, I'm allergic to mornings and employers! What a coincidence!
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After he's done send him my way will ya
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