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you know you are in trouble when...... you come home late and all your stuff is in the front of the yard 
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you know you are in trouble when......
the doors locked and the dog wont open it for ya 
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you know your in trouble when---you go to unlock the door to your house and the locks have been changed
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YOU CANT FIND THE KEYS TO THE FRONT DOOR AND YOU COME HOME LATE AND DONT WANT NOONE TO KNOW!!!!
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WHEN THE COPS BEAT YOU TO YOUR HOUSE WAITING ON YOU TO GET THERE
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lol...looks like we all have a story about the damn door...lol
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you realize the attractive woman who has been flirting with you has an adams apple.
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please tell me this didnt happen to you zen....
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you know that your in trouble when........
you go to bed at 2 with a 10 and wake up with a 10 with a 2 |
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you know that your in trouble when........
you go to bed at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2 Must have been that liquid lunch!! |
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you know you're in trouble when...
You look up from your book just in time to see the bomb squad guy running away into the distance. |
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It did happen Work... When the old woman at the post office keeps smirking at you and looking down and you realize that your fly's open and you'd just rolled out of bed and pulled on a pair of jeans. 
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to have been the old woman at the post office at that moment....lucky woman...lol
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You know your in trouble when you come home and there's strange noises coming from your bedroom and it's a guys voise."NO PEOPLE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME"
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you know that ur in trouble when theres no more toilet paper in the house
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YOU KNOW YOUR IN TROUBLE WHEN:
you come home at five in the morning and your wife is sitting on the couch and DOESNT say anything |
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...you're 35 and you find yourself falling in love with a 19 year old.
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you unlock the house and you don,t live there or know how you got there
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U KNOW WHEN U IN TROUBLE WHEN:
The cops r always givin u the shake down |
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when you try to roll over in bed and find you can't cause coyote ugly is laying on your arm!
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