If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated a woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself.
If you aren't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

LMAO LOL LOL @@@@@@ anouk

love it so true

so absolutely true

hehe

WOW I love this post.

yes... soo true!!!


nice post, Anouk!!

hey that is rude

DOING!!

lol soooo true

very true observations

the Nice guys if the sh*t end of the stck alot too... i know. But this is so true

Hi Anouk

I'm with reptile. *yawn* MySpace bulletin I've seen a million times. Obviously written by a really bitter person. How does this even qualify as relationship advice? This should really be in the jokes section. Although it's very unoriginal and not really funny.

OUTCH MISSY
chill out and flirt






hi kid
how's you?

What a woman!!
Beats the bittter ones any day!

thanks spur

I am chill. Just being honest. Not my style of humor I guess.

cute anouk--
thank you for sharing it with us--guys seem to like it