One morning while at work, I was sitting at service counter drinking my coffee, smoking my cigarette. I heard horns blowing and tires squeeling. I look up and a car flies into the parking lot, guy gets out says " these damn Texans don't know how to drive" I said WHAT? he said again "these damn Texans don't know how to drive". I said, "I am one of those damn Texans", he said "no your not your from Tennessee cause you have a Tennessian accent, I asked where did he think most Texans came from New York? your the one who cuts across three lanes of traffic to come in here to ask for directions. (now all this idiot had to do was go past traffic light to next traffic light 1/4 mile up). I gave him directions, told him get back out on Campbell Rd, go to I75, head north and exit Renner Rd, go east to first light and take a right come south just a few tenths of a mile and your right there. he thanked me and left. hour later he was back complaining to my boss about sending him on a 10 mile trip that was only a 1/4 mile. my boss asked why I sent him on a 10 mile trip, I told my boss what he did and said don't piss off a Texan by saying we cant drive and want directions. my boss walks off laughing.