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| Topic: I have figured out the way to a womens heart | |
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oops...forgot the part where...
...a half an hour passed and a tear rolled in her eye... "It hurt a lot," she said "it must be quiet the size" Wow... guess I blew that one, lol |
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But I'm not a denist! Ya want some laughing gas???
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lol@nerve.!!
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whatever helps
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WoooooHooooo baby!!!!!
No gas is gonna help with what I got!!!! Man talk, ya know!!!!
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You've nailed SO hard on the head jerry its not even funny man.
 congrats, you're theory definatley works I've used it multiple times already. |
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themachine, see what I mean, it don't work!!!!
QUOTE"You've nailed SO hard on the head jerry its not even funny man. congrats, you're theory definatley works I've used it multiple times already. " |
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Step 5 give her all your income.
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guess I'll stick to putting balls in pockets...
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MULTIBLE TIMES!!!!!
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Okay MULTIPLE TIMES too!!
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Step 6 put up with her meth addiction and the never ending disappearing stereo.
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Step 7 have conversations with the voices in her head. They are more interesting than her anyway.
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Step 8 get her a dog to abuse to take the heat off of you.
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YOU FORGOT ONE... have an ATM machine strapped to your back.
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Step 9 tell her how great she looks after she gets comfortable in the relationship and cuts all her hair off and gains 235 pounds.
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And step 10 commit hari kari with your own samarai sword. Because no matter what you say or do they won't be satisfied ever until you kill yourself over them. Because you can never please them.
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The end.
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Curled toes. That's a good one. Have to order them the next time at hardees.
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i'll have one to...to go please
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