Topic: Indian Masala
JaiGi's photo
Wed 03/09/16 07:39 AM

We are already 2 years together, my girlfriend and decided to get married.

My parents helped as much as they could and all my friends said
it’s a really good idea!

My girlfriend?
She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me!

This something is her little sister… This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law ,
wearing a super skinny, mini skirt and short blouses.
Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear.
She never did that in front of someone else!

One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations.
When I arrived she was alone.

She whispered that soon I get married
and that she has feelings for me for long time and that
she thinks she can’t overcome them.

She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me
just once before I marry her sister.

I was shocked and could not say a word…

She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her.
I froze and looked at her going up the stairs.

Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me. I stayed there for a moment
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and then ran to the door.
I opened it and I walked to the car.
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My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes,
hugged me and said:

"I’m glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man.
Welcome to the family, my son!"


Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!

JaiGi's photo
Wed 03/09/16 08:32 AM

just hit me, this joke was told before.
UK, maybe?

anyway, it fits well with the Indian profiles,

Jimmy_roy's photo
Wed 03/09/16 10:03 AM
That is sick dude..how could you? What were you thinking? How can you try that sick family?
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can you give me her [sister-in-laws] number? hope she has more sisters in that family laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 10/14/16 04:47 AM
thats a old condom commercial

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Fri 10/14/16 02:21 PM


We are already 2 years together, my girlfriend and decided to get married.My parents helped as much as they could and all my friends saidit’s a really good idea!My girlfriend?She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me!This something is her little sister… This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law ,wearing a super skinny, mini skirt and short blouses.Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear.She never did that in front of someone else!One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations.When I arrived she was alone.She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she can’t overcome them.She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister.I was shocked and could not say a word…She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her.I froze and looked at her going up the stairs.Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me. I stayed there for a moment............and then ran to the door.I opened it and I walked to the car...................................................................My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes,
hugged me and said:"I’m glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man.Welcome to the family, my son!"Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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