| Topic: Dear Diary ,..the revised edition | |
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      Dear diary......I was kinda bored and had this guy on my pc for a looooooooooong time.......he was kinda lonely.   | |
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|  should i get my so called kitty out for him to play with? | |
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      Someones soliciting sex on sex and dating. Someone knock the ass off for me please. 6 out of 7 who wants to be a hero?
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      dear diary........you dont think he would be afraid of kitty???
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|  nope...my kitty is nice..he likes sitting on laps | |
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      dear diary.......would he like to suckle on my earlobes???         | |
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      kitty might if you give him some catnip   | |
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|      omg I have some in my freezer!!! I wonder if I can smoke this stuff!!!         | |
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|  wrap it up and give it to shadowdog | |
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      just dont' tell him what it is       | |
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      Dear diary.........why did I all of a sudden start singing Rolf Harris's song.........."Six white boomers.......snow white boomers"?       ok random....     | |
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      Must be thinking of somewhere warm!   | |
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      YA NO KIDDING!!!     | |
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|      " I'm Jake the Peg....doodledoodledoodle doo, with my extra leg....." | |
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      AAAAARGGGGHHHH !!! I'm singing Rolf Harris songs...help !!!!!
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      Heyyyyyyyyy santa..........wheres my ****in bike!!!       | |
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|  kevin wilson.......the potato song!! | |
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|        Stop !!!!!  LMAO !!!!   hahahahahahaha.....we are so hopeless at polite songs... | |
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