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Topic: It takes a village to raise a nut.
Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:55 PM
It takes a village to raise a nut. Dwayne was a pain in the town`s rear end he blew up the trailer that he grew up in. Burnt down the church and the Junior High Gym His own momma wouldn`t even claim him. But Hillary Clinton says we`re to blame She says the town ought to feel ashamed We let Dwayne down when he need us most We`d pray for him if our church wasn`t toast and sut It takes a village to raise a nut. We rebuilt the gym at the Junior high school Dwayne popped the lock with a tire tool He blew out the windows with a pellet gun Spray painted some stuff about the coaches son Albert Gore says he`s appalled says Dwayne needs midnight basketball We need to play ball with him we`d play ball with him if the gym wasn`t bolted shut it takes a village to raise a nut. It takes a village to raise a nut it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts It takes a principals office without any guts It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks Takes a lot of police and fire trucks Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed It takes a village to raise a nut We finally snapped in our senior year Got in the truck and drank some cold beer Followed Dwayne home from the senior prom all the way back to his foster home His foster mom let us in the door said she couldn`t deal with Dwayne no more Ripped a forty dollar tux right off of him When we finished with him, his jaw was wired shut It takes a village to raise a nut. It takes a village to raise a nut it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts It takes a principals office without any guts It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks Takes a lot of police and fire trucks Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed It takes a village to raise a nut By one of my favorite entertainers Tim Wilson

pennywise Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 100	Tue 10/30/07 07:01 PM
my village rejected me

maxxximus007 Joined Mon 11/13/06 Posts: 6082	Tue 10/30/07 07:07 PM
my village rejected me to!

pennywise Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 100	Tue 10/30/07 07:09 PM
i guess wasnt the idiot they wanted, i guess i wasnt good enough

hottie1148 Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 2	Tue 10/30/07 07:48 PM
well lets just say this YALL ARE JUST ALL IDIOTS AND RETARDEDS FOR GETTING THROWN OUT OF YOUR OWN VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Littleme1971 Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 30	Tue 10/30/07 08:24 PM
Hottie your just mad they took away your crown & title from you.... lmao

daisychain Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 31	Wed 10/31/07 01:38 PM
Nothing original about this. Now where have I seen this before.

MAMAS_NIGHTMARE Joined Mon 10/01/07 Posts: 73	Wed 10/31/07 03:05 PM
probably in front of your last set of *****y remarks

rivame Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 573	Wed 10/31/07 04:45 PM
it looks like there are a lot of villages all over the world like that Mitchell... its when they go out into the big wide world and try to preach their village nuttery that problems begin....

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Wed 10/31/07 04:46 PM
Amen to that, Why do they think we want to hear all that crap?

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 10/31/07 04:47 PM
I tend to keep a tight grip on my nuts. I don't cast them willy nilly to the wind. No-one wants to see my nuts.

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Wed 10/31/07 04:50 PM
You must be one of those "ballsy" women I was reading about somewhere today. I hope not.

rivame Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 573	Wed 10/31/07 04:50 PM
well we dont need to gather nuts at the moment Jess... summer is coming ... and there are plenty to be found..