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Annoying People
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I don't drink and I don't do drugs
but I am addicted to laughter and that seems to be a crime to some people |
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just cos I lost my virginity
to a threshing machine does not mean I have a hay fetish |
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And a roll in the hay
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no, I left it to Mitch
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especially if the boot fits in the mouth gently
and the beer comes out of the glass first |
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guess I'll just have to make do with the roll in the hay
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Topic:
Annoying People
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some are born without humour
and practise hard to stay that way some give it up with the cigarettes and others blame us guys for everything and that does make me laugh |
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Topic:
WHY?
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Topic:
Tornadoes
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she doesn't know how
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Guess I'll have to use three rolls on you
if I can find some hay |
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Topic:
Sex as a Weapon
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sorry officer, I didn't mean for it to go off
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Topic:
"It`s All About Me" ;-)
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well, a talker anyway
but not much sense |
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can keep a woman quiet
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I never complained of a headache
or too tired though and I put up a new ceiling with a broken wrist thinking it was just sprained but that's ok I don't want your hero worship 
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Topic:
"It`s All About Me" ;-)
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you widening your net Mitch
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probably in front of your last set of *****y remarks
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Topic:
WHY?
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would you want to get that close
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Topic:
WHY?
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obviously not enough for you to memorise them
you keep coming back
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Topic:
Sex as a Weapon
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who is mithch
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I'm letting Mitch go for it
I'll just run interference |
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