Chucky walks into a motel style whore house & rings the bell

Pimp- Can I help you?

Chucky- Yes but I don't have much money

Pimp- It's ok, we have a vast selection with a wide array of prices

The Pimp's assistant Hector walks from behind a curtain, showcasing a stable of ho's from Victoria Secret model quality to a midget with a wandering eye

Chucky-....um...whatcha got in the $2 range?

Hector walks off with the ho's, as the pimp motions for Chucky to come closer. He whispers in Chucky's ear

Pimp- Listen, go to room 209, there's a dead hooker up there...ya got 15 minutes

He snatches the $2 & Chucky heads upstairs. 15 minutes later Chucky is coming down the stairs

Pimp-So? ....How was it

Chucky- It was fine, but her nose kept running

Pimp- (yelling behind him) HECTOR!! GO TAKE CARE OF 209 FOR ME....SHE's FULL AGAIN!!