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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries? Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ? Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep? Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya? Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? " Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?" Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one". |
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Edited by
JaiGi
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Sat 05/07/16 03:45 AM
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"the creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII" seems quite true, as they say, with super power comes super responsibility. --xx-- but then Hillary could turn around and ask Mr. Trump on "How are you going to run the Trump Empire alongside The Empire; some 'merger' in mind?" |
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal." Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries? Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ? Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep? Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?" Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya? Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII Trump: "No the other one:" Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? " Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?" Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one". Applause sound effect http://youtu.be/P4Fz-IEojjg/ 0:18 |
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Edited by
JaiGi
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Sun 05/08/16 01:10 AM
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After some 4 years, i begin to see, Mingle 2 as the people's version of the UN
now for the take.. One of the overseas problem Mr. Trump faces is who are the bad guys in the 'Syrian conflict' ok, Assad was the reason for the 'Arab Spring' that was around 10 years ago!! since then so much water under the bridge somewhere then Greece defaulted, Germany / Europe would not budge an inch.. (& why did G default? another story) then refugees land on Greek shores Greece declares no more intake, turns back boats Germany hesitates imposing hardship on G Saudi Late King proposes invasion at UN vetoed down by US Assad uses chemical bombs US declares 'no flu zone' ISIS moves in on the ground.. starts cutting down Arab Spring as if they were A citizens (my think) Russia steps in support's Assad to cull ISIS waves of refugees continue to boat to Greece in spite of 'no-more' Germany budges a mile unloads refugees from Turkey, Greece to within UN, the shepherd of the world, resolves intake on all members meanwhile, Syrian kids who lost their childhood due from war now adults, gangs in Europe misbehave European sentiment shifts Merkel's political guilt from 'inaction' does not --xx-- all said, Mr. Trump will eventually get down to it He had already declared Iraqi war was a blunder deflating his own Republican Bush now with Syria, as nobody knows what this war is all about Mr. T will shed light reason why Micheal is now considering jumping out of the wall surrounding the White House as admitted by Barrack Obama in his Correspondents Annual Dinner speech about his sleepless nights what else can a woman do when she realizes that the man she married and thought an American faced with a Syrian forest fire expanding to Europe turns Kenyan of course for reasons of sanity to fellow citizens she has to carry on with the cross.. God bless Micheal. --xx-- anyway, all dead past.. right or wrong, dead past. future is what Mr. Trump is really worried about. not crucifying the current establishment, no profit in that i was a kid when Mr. Kennedy was President he brought a charm to life; a young President, with courage and justice to all people of the world the last time we had read about justice in politics was the trials a one Mr. Lincoln faced Kennedy had a distinct advantage over Mr. L he was married to Jackie; it helped --xx-- on similar lines i'm glad to be around and see Mr. T take world stage 2017 when the smoke clears away it's not going to be about a wall, it could be about Wall St. ok, some of us are bound by 'pledge of alliance' but then, uncloak when you enter a bar, or whimsical forums like jokes/ mysterious So? so forget Hillary's transgressions on classified reports her intentions are what counts good or bad she wanted to be 'proactive' then she herself 'quit' OB's administration. so the question Mr. T ask's when he meets Hillary n the bar is why did you, do the Q? |
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