Topic: purina dog food diet
scttrbrain's photo
Thu 11/08/07 12:25 AM

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall
guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the
door laughing. laugh laugh
Okay that was a lie...but it was fun wasn't it?
Kat


Natassia's photo
Thu 11/08/07 12:26 AM
I got that in my e-mail once...yes its very funny!

scttrbrain's photo
Thu 11/08/07 12:29 AM
Yea, that is where this came from. I have been reading them now and again. I finally got to this one.
Kat

mbcasey's photo
Thu 11/08/07 08:15 AM
Oh Kat...I thought you really did this...laugh j/k

scttrbrain's photo
Thu 11/08/07 11:45 AM
laugh Ken. No, it wasn't that long ago that I may have though.laugh
How are you and yours darlin?
Katflowerforyou

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 11/08/07 01:19 PM
laugh laugh Kat